Weird News

	Man on vacation presumed dead A reportedly missing man returned from an extended vacation only to find friends and family mourning his death.
	Teens may be charged for speeding in office chair Police in Germany have confiscated what's thought to be the world's fastest office chair.
	Wheels help tortoise find love A disabled tortoise has found love after being given her own set of wheels.
	Mayor urges ugly women to move to his town An Australian Outback town mayor wants the women to help out the dateless men.
	Retired couple travel 60 miles a day for fish & chips Ermis and Androniki Nicholas catch two buses to make the trip and have been doing it for the last 10 years.
	Oldest person on Facebook A British great granny has become the oldest person on the social networking site.
	Crews build railway tunnel too small for trains Polish engineers were left red-faced after building a railway tunnel.
	City prints wrong skyline in pamphlets What was supposed to be a photo of Birmingham, England were actually a photo of Birmingham, Alabama.
	Woman selling apartment with step-father A fully furnished apartment is going up for sale and it includes the seller's step-dad.
	Incredible journey A cat is back home after it was accidently sent 450 miles across Germany by mail.