5 more drivers we love to hate
6. Stranger in a Strange Land
The speed-limit sign says 45 mph. The Stranger says 10. This driver is looking for a street sign, looking at scenery – looking anywhere except the rear-view mirror, which would reveal a string of drivers who’d like to get home before next Saturday. Honk if you like.
7. Swoop Dogg
Pure stealth, this driver follows you awhile, then punches the gas pedal to pass, nearly taking your rear fender and side mirror with him. Swoop! The car slides into your lane again, inches from your front fender, to take over as lead dog in the pack.
8. The Blaster
You hear this one coming a quarter-mile from the traffic light: the Blaster, all bone-shaking subwoofers and noise. He makes his presence known by his sound system, invading your space even with the windows rolled up, and he won’t get out of your ears. You can turn up your own sound, but why add volume to the world? Don’t get even; just wait a few moments for the light to change.
9. The Happy Wanderer
This driver uses all that lane width like he’s in the bumper-car pavilion at the fair. From side to side he goes, kissing the center line, drifting to the right. The Wanderer may be a perfectly sober driver who believes steering wheels were meant to be turned. Your best bet is to turn far away.
10. The Sweetheart
This way-too-nice driver waves a parade of cars through the four-way stop before turning. Meanwhile, you debate whether to call the office to say you’ll be late. Worse, the Sweetheart – feeling deeply for all those drivers trying get onto the crowded freeway – slows down drastically at on-ramps, giving your brakes a workout.
OK, let’s get serious: While some of these characters merely are odd or annoying, others endanger themselves and others. Bask in all the variety on the road, but be careful out there.
